"Drunk on efficiency" "Geordie Keith Lemon" - Sheffield Wednesday player ratings as they hammer mannequin Morecambe

A fierce battle against the best League One has to offer it was not.

But Sheffield Wednesday proved they could mix it with the likes of Plymouth and Ipswich, then drop down into third gear for a handsome win over Morecambe that chalked up three points, as is becoming something of a theme for a side drunk on efficiency.

Morecambe acted as mannequins for a mis-match outing.

The Owls snared a club record – the most clean sheets ever recorded in a league season (18).

A stress-free Valentine’s Day sojourn. Here are our ratings.