Millwall v Sheffield United: 'Serves you right for Muscat, that' - Remembering the Rumble in the Tunnel at The Den

It speaks volumes about the madness of Sheffield United’s visit to Millwall in December 2004 that the sight of defender Phil Jagielka playing in goal, or Derek Geary smashing home a 25-yard volley for his one and only senior goal, was not even the most bizarre moment of it.
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Instead, a half-time flashpoint in The Den’s narrow tunnel is the abiding memory of a 2-1 United victory, captured so beautifully on camera by a crew filming a documentary about the Blades’ then-boss Neil Warnock.

It has been uploaded to YouTube for posterity, and will no doubt be dusted off ahead of United’s return to Millwall this weekend. The most popular clips include the ‘We’re in London, aren’t we?’ complaint after another decision went against United – most commonly used as a Twitter meme these days by northerners taken aback by the price of something south of the Watford Gap – and Warnock shaking Millwall’s crestfallen players with a chippy phrase that has gone down in United folklore.

“That’s for Muscat, that.”

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It stemmed from the now-infamous half-time fracas involving Millwall’s Australian and United goalkeeper Paddy Kenny.

“Muscat liked to try and prove himself as Millwall’s ‘hard man’ and had smashed a couple of our younger players in the first half,” Kenny remembered in his autobiography, The Gloves Are Off.

“As we walked off at half-time, he was just in front of me. I told him to smash someone his own age. He turned around to look at me and, out of nowhere, headbutted me. As you can imagine, it took me a little by surprise. Then I regained my bearings and went for him.

Phil Jagielka took over in goal for Sheffield United after Paddy Kenny was sent off following a tunnel bust-up against Millwall: Ady KerryPhil Jagielka took over in goal for Sheffield United after Paddy Kenny was sent off following a tunnel bust-up against Millwall: Ady Kerry
Phil Jagielka took over in goal for Sheffield United after Paddy Kenny was sent off following a tunnel bust-up against Millwall: Ady Kerry

“By now we were in the tunnel and all hell had broken loose. I was trying to get at Muscat, he was trying to get at me and Danny Dichio, who was in a suit because he wasn’t even on the bench, was hitting me over the head, from behind, with a Lucozade bottle. That was brave of him.

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“Andy Leaning, our goalkeeping coach, tried to control me by pinning my arms behind my back, so I couldn’t even defend myself against Muscat, Dichio’s plastic bottle or whoever else was involved. All I had done was defend the young lads in our team!

“In hindsight I should have been the bigger man and walked away. But I was ‘in the moment’ and anyway, if someone headbutts you out of the blue I think it is a natural human reaction to stand your ground and try and give some back.

Derek Geary scores the winning goal for Sheffield United at MillwallDerek Geary scores the winning goal for Sheffield United at Millwall
Derek Geary scores the winning goal for Sheffield United at Millwall

“The tunnel at Millwall isn’t the biggest, and I think the cameras only caught the aftermath of everything that went on. In the middle of it, it was carnage.”

Geary the hero of the hour

Warnock initially praised his players for sticking together after finding out what had gone on, but Kenny remembers him changing his tune when the referee knocked on the away dressing room door to send off his goalkeeper. Muscat also saw red for his part in the melee.

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Kenny watched the second half on television with defender Rob Kozluk and goalkeeper Phil Barnes, who wasn’t named on the bench, with defender Jagielka taking the gloves for the second 45 minutes.

Paddy Kenny in his Sheffield United days (Photo by Alex Livesey/Getty Images)Paddy Kenny in his Sheffield United days (Photo by Alex Livesey/Getty Images)
Paddy Kenny in his Sheffield United days (Photo by Alex Livesey/Getty Images)

He was beaten 13 minutes into the second half by Mark Phillips, but Andy Liddell equalised before Geary scored a stunning long-range volley in the 84th minute to give United the points.

‘Who needs Paddy?’

“I remember Jags making a really good save from Paul Ifill which kept us in the game,” Kenny added.

“‘Who needs Paddy?’ joked Warnock in the changing room afterwards and my ego was almost as bruised as my eye! We flew straight out to Dublin after the game for our Christmas do, and a few Millwall fans tried to get onto the minibus that was taking us to the airport to get at me.

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“I had been headbutted and sent off, and now I had fans trying to fight me because I had tried to defend myself. And I mean ‘tried’. Thanks again, Andy!”

It was not the only time Jagielka was forced to go in goal for the Blades, with Warnock often preferring to put an extra outfield player on his bench and the future England international effectively serving as Kenny’s back-up goalkeeper.

“I think Jags, like many outfield players, looked at us ‘keepers and thought ‘that looks fun’,” Kenny added.

“It might do, until they have to do it and it hurts! To be fair to Jags, he wasn’t bad - he is like that annoying kid at school who is just naturally good at every sport he tries.

“He used to join in with the ‘keepers when we trained a few times, just do 20 minutes here and there of basic handling. He had a little bit about him, to be fair - he could catch it alright, which sure helped.”

‘I knew it was in’

Last year Geary – now the head of United’s academy - spoke to The Star about his memories of that goal, one of the highlights of a career that was unfortunately cut short by injury after the defender had won over the Blades fans initially sceptical because of his prior association with Sheffield Wednesday.

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“To be honest,” Geary added, “I got caught up in everything that was going on and that’s why I thought I’d shoot. So much had been going on, when the ball fell really nicely for me and because my body shape was set up perfect, I just thought: ‘Anything could happen in this game so why not have a pop?’

"The minute I hit it I knew it was going in. I went running over to the fans and I think they appreciated that, they could see how happy I was. So that, for me at least, changed everything.”

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