The Blades had hoped to catch Eddie Howe’s side at a good time after their midweek Champions League exploits in Milan but were 3-0 down inside 35 minutes and shipped five more in the second half.
With their goal difference taking a thumping, United fell to the bottom of the Premier League table - having not been in the bottom three before this weekend - and will have to pick themselves up off the canvas ahead of next weekend’s trip to West Ham United.
Here’s how our man scored United’s players, with some of the lowest ratings ever dished out on an embarrassing afternoon at Bramall Lane...

13. Tom Davies 3
Came off the bench to replace Norwood but was statuesque for Newcastle’s sixth as Almiron glided past him to smash past Foderingham. Then a poor header gave Isak the chance to run at Robinson and finish past Foderingham for 8-0 | Getty Images


15. Chris Basham n/a
Came on for McAtee at right wing-back after Newcastle’s seventh | Getty Images

