Children can be so cruel, finds comedian Hal

TV comedian Hal Cruttenden is ready to give us all some big, fat laughs with his new show, Chubster.

Hal’s literally filled our screens recently on Have I Got News For You, The Apprentice: You’re Fired, Bake Off: Extra Slice, and Live at the Apollo.

His daughters chose the title of his new show. He’s now on a diet.

Comedian Gary Delaney is bringing his Gagster’s Paradise show to the Leadmill on February 27.

Gagster’s Paradise is described as “another onslaught of lean, expertly crafted gaggery which Gary is famous for”.

Widely regarded as being the most quotable one-liner comic in the country, Gary Delaney is a regular guest on Mock The Week (BBC Two) with other TV and radio credits including 7 Day Saturday (Radio 5 Live), Robert’s Web (Channel 4), Loose Ends (BBC Radio 4) and Russell Kane’s Whistle-Stop Tour (BBC Radio 2). Gary appears on the new series of Live at The Apollo (BBC 2) and Celebrity Pointless (BBC 1).

Gary has also written for 8 Out Of 10 Cats and 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown, A League Of Their Own, 10’Clock Live and The News Quiz.