I’m off on my jollies

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I had a quiet word with “call me Dave” on how to keep the “pound in my pocket” and he came up with a really ‘spiffing’ good idea saying “you’ve never had it so good”, but told me to keep it secret because it’s normally only for the very rich and the ‘I’m all right Jack remainian’ brigade.

I’ve finished up with enough to fund a four-month World cruise, thanks Dave.

I will try to keep in touch with all you wonderful contributors of The Star, but have no fear “I will be back” in September to continue winding up you little republicans and federalists.

Terry Palmer

South Lea Avenue, Hoyland, Barnsley S74