You can't work miracles

I read a letter from BT, Chesterfield on March 24, which I agree with.

Friday, 1st April 2016, 6:25 am
Updated Friday, 1st April 2016, 6:26 am

This is an old joke for BT.

Prince Charles is going round Balmoral in his 4x4, when he feels a bump, he gets out and there is his mother’s favourite corgi.

What shall I do?

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Then in a flash, his fairy godmother appears.

What can I do, Charles? He points at the corgi, she has a look and shakes her head.

While I am here Charles, is there anything else I can do?

Well ,he says, can you make the people of the UK love Camilla?

His godmother says, let’s have another look at the corgi!