What a load of pants

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BRITISH women own more fancy pants than they did in 1999, and it’s all down to Fifty Shades of Grey, says a survey.

Knickers to that.

If that titillating tome which, for reasons I cannot fathom, has become some kind of cult was REALLY having an effect, women would actually be throwing all their knickers to the winds with gay abandon.