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I AM reliably informed that Prince Charles has his own personal harpist, information to which my inquiring mind immediately thought: When does the harpist play for the Prince? Could it be when he is using his own personal white leather toilet seat? Symphony for Harp and Toilet Seat, with Charles, of course, on toilet. Would it make to the top 10 on the Happy Cat Hit Parade ?

Ron Humberstone, Ecclesfield