Walking in the winter
Boffins advise, to avoid falling on the ice this winter we should walk like a penguin and not like an Egyptian.
Presumably this is not the modus operandi of Wilson, Betty and Keppel, but the waddle adopted by our feathered friends in the Falkland Islands.
Penguins are actually very stable and do not fall over when watching RAF jets.
Oswald Cobblepot
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