Too posh by far for me

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Join Voyage Privé?

No thank you.

The luxury travel club may well scour the globe to bring its members ‘unforgettable getaways at unbelievable prices’. I’m sure they do ‘hand-pick only the best holidays and hotels’.

But those adverts on telly totally turn me off.

The self-important ‘members’ smiling smugly into the camera to tell us lot at home about their little secret? They look the type who’ve never toted a rucksack in their lives, insist on all-inclusives so they don’t have to mingle with the natives and ALWAYS file a complaint on their return.

The thought of going on a voyage and ending up in a queue for the privé with one of that lot... it almost makes make me warm to Ryanair.