Still plenty of life left
It’s a hundred years since Vera and I met
But there’s plenty of life in the ‘old trees’ yet.
We both have wrinkles but she doesn’t mind mine
And her bumps and bulges they suit me just fine
I’m aware my old trunk may keep expanding
And I’m a bit stooped but hey “I’m still standing”
Of course we sometimes argue as couples do
But we soon come round to the others view
She didn’t like wearing a heart “Save Me” sign
But she wore hers when I wore mine
You’ll have seen our pictures in The Star
And you all can see how happy we are
But Amey searched around today looking for a drain
They didn’t mean to cause my roots such pain
Now I’m not usually one to make a fuss
But it’s clear the chainsaw’s coming next for us
Rustlings Road is to close for ‘pruning’ I hear
Let’s hope that doesn’t mean we all disappear
But better to prune a branch or bough
Than turn Rustlings Road into Apocalypse Now
Ted Limetree
Rustlings Road