POP into a John Crawshaw butchers shop this week and you could walk out with a free pack of meaty sausages.
That’s because all this week is officially British Sausage Week.
And, in keeping with the week’s ‘Stand up for British Bangers’ theme, The British Sausage Appreciation Society is asking the nation to share their best jokes - sausage related or otherwise - with their butcher.
Terrible jokes will be marked down as clangers, while those good enough to merit a chuckle, the true bangers, will receive a free pack of quality pork sausages as a reward.
John Crawshaw will be challenging people to tell their bangers or clangers in Stocksbridge tomorrow, Chapeltown on Wednesday, and Hillsborough on Thursday.