Ron’s redheads

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Oh well, I accept I’m not invited to the Westminster Abbey wedding - can’t think why - so I’ve arranged to spend a few days on holiday in the Bahamas with Fergie, who wasn’t invited either. OK, so she’s not Brain of Britain, or as pretty as me and she’ll probably pester me for a few grand so she can go and meet that part-time golfer Andy, who’s not as good a player as me but I do have this penchant for redheads.

Ron Humberstone, Ecclesfield