Step away from the mistletoe, hold on to your knickers – and your dignity.
The office party is looming and a third are likely to chuck inhibition, good sense – and those knickers- to the wintry winds and have sex with a colleague.
How shocking; what a stupid career move, says illicitencounters.com, who have done a survey of party antics.
Like they have morals? This horrendous dating site was set up purely to enable married people to hook up and hump more easily.
What they’re saying is it’s far better the devil you don’t know, than the one you do.
Because then, see, there’s far less chance of getting found out.