Not a hope in hell

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What hope in hell does that child born in Keeping up with the Khans have?

The father’s an alcoholic and named after an animal and the mother doesn’t know what day of the week it is.

No way should that child be brought up with those two.

Monkey wasn’t sure if it was his first or second child.

Says it all really.

Jayne Grayson

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