It’s snow joke - elves are getting excited

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We’re having a Christmas joke competition in the North Pole!

The elves have been getting so excited now that Christmas is less than a week away and we always try to do fun things on Christmas week. This morning the elves decided to see who could come up with the best festive joke.

They do think they’re a funny lot my elves and, after hearing some of their jokes, I think they probably are! They have come up with some good ones so far, which is your favourite?

Dolly started it off with, ‘What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinselitis!’. That one had everybody laughing very loudly for several minutes until Mrs Claus managed to calm them all down.

Gertie chimed in then, ‘What do you call it when Santa claps? Santapplause!’. I did like that one and even gave her a bit of ‘santapplause’ for it!

Bernie said, ‘What do you get if Santa goes down the chimney when a fire is lit? Crisp Cringle’. One elf, Emerald, laughed so hard that her hot chocolate came out of her nose!

My head elf Avery came up with the best one so far though, ‘Which of Santa’s reindeer has bad manners? Rude-olph!’. Ho ho ho, Rudolph did laugh when he heard that one, because of course he has lovely manners!

Do you have any good Christmas jokes? Send them to me by emailing Santa Claus, care of

See you in six sleeps my little jokesters...

Love Santa x