Give us back our lions
There has been a big worldwide fuss demanding that we give back some marbles to Greece.
Well, what about Sheffields own stolen marbles, the City Hall Lions.
Apparently they currently reside in Wolverhampton, a place only known due to it being the birth place of a certain football fan who refuses to wear a shirt in December while watching Sheffield Wednesday, (no where near Wolverhampton).
So we will give ’em Tango back and in exchange we want our lions scrubbed clean of all that black country muck and re erected outside the City Hall.