‘Last Christmas, we tret you so nice, but the very next day, you went to sell Spice’
Police in Sheffield entered into the festive spirit by composing a special Christmas tribute to a drug dealer they arrested.
The Burngreave team arrested the man after paying him a surprise visit only to find £1,000 worth of ‘zombie drug’ Spice.
Officers say the man will be ‘staying with them for the foreseeable future’ while their enquiries continue.
But in the meantime, they decided to compose the man his own version of Wham! classic Last Christmas...
Once bitten and twice shy
We kept our distance
But you still sold that Spice
Tell me, dealer
Did you think we withdrew
Well, it's been a year
So we came to surprise you
(Merry Christmas!) We knocked your door and bust it
With a BANG saying, "Open up" we meant it
Now, you know what a fool you've been
But if you just take the rap
You'll have the chance to redeem
Last Christmas, we tret you so nice
But the very next day you went to sell Spice
This year, to save us from tears
We'll just go ahead and remand you
What do you think? Are they any good or could you do better?
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