Costa are single-handedly wrecking the cruise industry.
We’ve only just got the in-laws afloat and now a second liner from the Italian fleet is in hot water, we’re fretting we’ll never get them off to sea again.
Many a family who wave elderly parents off on what they thought was the safest and least stressful way to see far-flung corners of the globe will be in the same boat.
Where will our golden oldies go now? After all those captain’s cocktail parties, Eastbourne can’t compete.