COLUMN: Extreme penny pinching isn't living, its just existing
It must be a tough old life. Ilona writes the price she paid on every single food package to ensure she doesn’t pay more next time. She also goes shopping after 7.30pm, when supermarkets start to make final reductions. But before you criticise me, Ilona isn’t on the breadline; she lives like this because she enjoys it. Instead, she ekes out the last scraps from everything. A bottle of shampoo lasts eight months, and washing-up liquid almost a year, because she prefers to rinse and scrub plates with water. All these money-saving measures mean Ilona saves a fortune. She spends just £10 a week on food and paid £32 on her last quarterly gas bill. When it comes to personal hygiene she brushes her teeth once a day using toothpaste. The rest she just uses water. I’m sorry, love, but that’s not living - it’s just existing. I’ve known some tight people, including someone who refuses to put the heating on if the oven’s been on, even in winter, and another who once took all the leftover food home from a restaurant to make fish cakes! But it’s not 1940, and there isn’t a war on. No, life is to be enjoyed. I’m all for being sensible and tightening my belt from time to time, but there’s sensible and there’s this. You only get one life -you may as well live it. Besides, as my lovely (generous) mum always says. A shroud doesn’t have pockets, so you can’t take it with you.