Join Voyage Privé?
No thank you.
The luxury travel club may well scour the globe to bring its members ‘unforgettable getaways at unbelievable prices’. I’m sure they do ‘hand-pick only the best holidays and hotels’.
But those adverts on telly totally turn me off.
The self-important ‘members’ smiling smugly into the camera to tell us lot at home about their little secret? They look the type who’ve never toted a rucksack in their lives, insist on all-inclusives so they don’t have to mingle with the natives and ALWAYS file a complaint on their return.
The thought of going on a voyage and ending up in a queue for the privé with one of that lot... it almost makes make me warm to Ryanair.