TALKING SPORT WITH JAMES SHIELD: Outbreak of Andyitis is a mute point
TALKING Sport knows - from bitter experience - that tennis fans can be as protective about their sport as Britain's gridiron afficionados.
The nation prepares to be infected by another bout of Murray Mania, an afflicition seeminly more contagious than swine flu.
Yes, the next fortnight's action at the All England Club will be utterly compulsive.
But, in Chez Shield at least, to be watched with the sound turned down on the television set and the radio fixed on mute.
Obviously, having never organised an afternoon tea party or garden fete in my life, I'm immune to the more debilitating effects of Andyitis.
I say 'Andy' because the failure to hear a single surname uttered by those covering the event is probably the most irritating aspect of the whole shebang.
Perhaps I'm a bit old-fashioned but a scientific and meticulously-constructed straw poll of the South Yorkshire public - those who sit within shouting distance in the office, at least - has revealed beyond all reasonable doubt that I'm not alone.
n According to Barry McGuigan, "one second" is all it takes for professional sportsmen and women to realise they no longer have the hunger or desire to meet the demands placed upon them at the highest level.
The former world boxing champion made his revelation during a debate about Ricky Hatton's future.
Hatton, still smarting from his brutal defeat at the hands of Manny Pacquiao, can at least console himself with the knowledge that, if he does decide to retire and pursue a career as a manager/ trainer/ promoter (delete as applicable), then he will do so on his own terms.
That's a luxury neither Fabio Cannavaro or Phil Vickery - two outstanding servants in their own disciplines - enjoyed over the weekend.
Both men - Cannavaro during Italy's humiliation at the hands of Brazil in the Confederations Cup - and Vickery - the victim of an even more painful beasting by fellow prop Tendai Mtawarira during Saturday's first Test between South Africa and the British Lions - received an unwelcome reminder that even the most potent sporting powers fade at some point.
Doubtless both will carry on - in football and rugby union - for sometime yet.
But they deserved better.- to be able to bow out as world greats on their own terms.
Away from the gaze of a thousand television cameras.
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