Yesterday I called into the newsagents to buy a lottery ticket, four pounds please the newsagent said.
Hang on, I said, they’re only two pounds. Yes normally, he said, but it’s a rollover this week and you could win 10 million pounds.
This got me thinking that he had stolen the idea from the Sheffield Wednesday owner, who is charging long suffering Wednesdayites vastly over inflated ticket prices for probable future success, which we know will probably not happen.
Rip-off springs to mind.
S Brown, a lifelong Wednesdayite