Our NHS is so cash-strapped hospital operations are having to be cancelled and there’s a nurse shortage as well as a bed shortage, yet it’s forking out millions all for the sake of the male libido.
Men in the midst of a mid-life crisis are squealing men-opause and queueing up for the latest must-have - male HRT.
What’s that you say about sauce for the gander being fine for the goose? Let me point out that the main reason ageing blokes want a quick fix of testosterone is because their sex drive is as flagging. Oh, and they feel tired all the time and their bodies are turning flabby.
Welcome to the ruddy club, chaps. Only, imagine all of that plus night sweats and hot flushes, aching joints, palpitations, cystitis and headaches thrown in, THEN tell me you don’t feel too great about yourself.