Just call meTerry

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Almost everyone knows the situation these Isles find themselves in.

I think I have discovered a solution, and do you know what?

It’s been staring me in the face for weeks!

Do away with the present prime minister, (his name escapes me for the moment), and his party, along with Labour, Lib Dems, UKIP and all the others and place the country in the hands of none other than Terry Palmer.

He knows everything about everything.

I have the feeling that he may have evolved from the late Lord Sutch’s party.

B Heaton