Cheryl Cole’s just admitted she’s dreamed of wedding Prince Harry.
The little tease; she knows he’s long had the hots for her.
What next, then? Will the Prince follow royal tradition and pounce on the showgirl?
Is “I love Harry,” set to become Chezzer’s next tattoo? Should we brace ourselves for the leaking of a secret sex tape on YouTube when she next launches a single?
Though if they both got past being notches on four-posters, would a Princess Cheryl be such a bad thing?
A gobby Geordie lass with a past (remember the conviction for assault?) becoming the ultimate WAG would liven up Windsor family get-togethers. And imagine how fabulous she’d look on the balcony scenes in her hotpants.