Now, SHE looks familiar. It’s clearly someone famous – but who?
Beyonce? Some US soap star?
Nope, you’ll never get it. Because this is a fake face (even more fake than a famous face normally is).
It’s a woman who doesn’t exist, but if she did would be the ideal female celebrity.
Morrisons shoppers created her; she’s X Factor judge Nicole Scherzinger around the eyes, Samantha Cameron around the nose (bizarrely) – and she’s got Katherine Jenkins’ hair.
Below the neck, she’d got Beyonce’s bootilicious curves – and the honed, washboard abs of our very own Jessica Ennis.
It’s just come to me who Bejessanickat, designed by over 2,000 trolley-pushers, actually looks like, though. One of those Disney cartoon princesses.