You have to give Ron Humberstone 10 out of 10 for trying.
On April 19 he wanted an invite to the Royal Wedding (didn’t get one) and on April 27 he wants to be a Lord.
He is either not fat enough or thick enough, based on two promoted Lords that I can think of .
He also asks about moats and how easy it is to get in. Easy, try walking across when the drawbridge is up.