I, er, mentioned something about a tin opener last week.
The one from Sainsbury’s bought for a fiver that wouldn’t open a tin?
Well, it has since and I shall be using it this weekend to open a large tin of humble pie.
Apparently I wasn’t doing it right.
It took a hungry 17-year-old looking for late-night food to crack it. Like a bear with a picnic basket, nothing stops that desperate search.
Apparently it needs lifting up instead of pushing down as you open the tin.
Apologies to Sainsbury’s, the family, those mutilated tins and any neighbours within earshot.