OK, OK, I submit . I promise on my honour I’ll stop taking the mickey out of Prince Charles and the Royals.
But wait a minute, what’s this ? Poor old Charles can’t be as well off as I thought – I’m watching Coronation Street on TV and here’s his missus, Camilla, doubling up as Audrey !
Grumpy Ron Humberstone ( quite cheerful really - and with a sense of humour)