Back in the UKBA

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What’s this? Calls for the British Army (have we still got one?) to be deployed to Calais.

I thought English jurisdiction ended there in 1558.

Building more fences? It’s really ‘beyond the pale’.

Will Calais be engraved on Home Secretary Theresa May’s heart like it was on “Bloody” Mary’s?

Meanwhile, it’s not Back in the USSR but Back in the UKBA sung to the tune of The YMCA.

Ron Clayton

Blighty, S6