Demi Moore doesn’t do things by halves, does she?
After younger husband Ashton Kutcher broke her 50-year-old heart in two, you’d think she’d have closed the lid on the toyboy box.
But no. She’s recently been dating a man a dozen years younger than 34-year-old Kutcher. Now her beau has tired of her, too - dating a celebrity was damaging his reputation as an art dealer.
Ouch. What he really meant to say was either: A. People will think I’ve got a mother complex or B. I don’t want to be used as an anti-ageing tool by a fading actress. Whichever, he didn’t exactly see Demi as a trophy girlfriend, did he?
Still, you can see the Demi-lemma. Who else can she date? Men her age are chasing girls half theirs.