A council in Sweden is considering forcing men to sit down when they wee to keep loo floors cleaner.
Now, wait... cross your legs if you need to: this makes sense to all women who have to wash a stinky toilet mat every week. And, chaps, there’s a fringe benefit for you. Bet you didn’t know sitting down to pee makes you less prone to prostate problems?
Though imagine enforcing it; po-faced male lavatory law officers peering under cubicle doors to check for feet pointing the wrong way, then barging in to force offenders to sit and perform.
A few, whispered psss, psss, psss-es may be required.