"Derivatives and junk bonds," say the folk at the hedge funds
"You owe me five billion," says the man, face vermillion
"When will you pay me?" said the guy from the bailiffs
"When I'm bailed out," said the man with the clout
"When will th
at be?" he replied forcibly
"I ain't got a clue; you just might have to sue."
"Here comes the Chancellor to sort out the mess
Here comes the valium to sort out the stress
Bang goes the bonus much to my distress"
Jeremy Biggin, The Coach House, Upperthorpe, Sheffield 6What do you think? Add your comments below.
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