SOMETIMES you just have to say 'damn me' and accept that the world has indeed gone mad.
Apparently Radio One DJ Chris Moyles has beaten David Beckham, Gok Wan and Simon Cowell to be named Sheffield's ideal best friend, in one of those innumerable ir
relevant polls.
Who the hell cares?
It's not the people on the list that beggar belief - although it might be difficult to spend more than 10 minutes with Chris Moyles - it's the fact that people put this stuff out expecting anyone to take any notice.
I suppose they think they're justified if they get the company mentioned in the papers.
So that's not going to happen.
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