COME on girls ... who would we most like to be?
Perhaps you yearn to step into Madonna's Manolos or maybe you'd like to be Angelina (just to cosy up to Brad?) Given the choice, surely us girls will go for the glamour, LA-styled option every time.
So why are blokes such a thoroughly different species?
Given the choice, who do most fellas want to be? none other than Jeremy Clarkson.
Doncaster's very own motormouth is the man other blokes most admire, says a shock new poll.
Forget the fact he's a giant with a notably dodgy dress sense and bouffant hair. Amazingly, Clarkson beats David Beckham and Welsh boxing hunk Joe Calzaghe hands down. What's his appeal? Well, he's loud, brash, smokes and calls a spade a spade.
He's also got a very large bank balance and more cars than your average NCP.
I can't help thinking Jezza's demigod status must have more to do with his Mercedes Benz 600 and his blunt Yorkshire humour than the way he looks.
The same probably goes for tough guy actor Ray Winstone, who came second in the poll.
Also cooking his way into our blokes' hearts is the foul-mouthed Gordon Ramsey, a man who is truly a rare breed.
He proves undoubtedly that men can actually multi-task, by swearing and cooking at the same time.
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