Euew. Residents of an Israeli city who let their dogs dump on the street are being hounded down.
Walking away rather than scooping the poopings could land then in the... er, excrement.
Dogs are to be swabbed for DNA. Then turds will be analysed and matched up to their owners. (Dogs, that is).
Surely the job of turd sample-taker must go down as the world's worst.
Why don't they enforce a month's poo-collecting as punishment instead of a fine?
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