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Have you heard the one about the 710?



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ANY women drivers who want to hit back, feel free to send your jokes to staronline@sheffieldnewspapers.co.uk
A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage.

A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred- ten.

We all looked at each other and another customer asked, 'What is a seven-hundred- ten?'

She replied, 'You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one..'

She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there.

The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like.

She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710.

He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked 'is there a 710 on this car?'

She pointed and said, 'Of course, its right there.'

If you're not sure what a 710 - take a look at the photo.

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  • Last Updated: 21 February 2008 12:32 PM
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  • Location: Sheffield
 
 

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